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Dear Kid Sister,

Now, we've been patiently awaiting the release of your debut LP Dream Date for almost a year now, and there is still no definite release date. Last year, it was set to come out in early summer, so we waited, and got nothing because apparently the release had been postponed to September. Understandable enough. We continued to wait ... the album was then set to drop on November 24th, the same day as the new KanYe album. Cool, that's just fine. Along with the release, you were supposed to play a show in NY at Bowery Ballroom.

So, we continued to wait for November 25th, only to find that the show was canceled and moved to February and the album was postponed once again. This time, it was set to hit stores on January 27th.

January 27th came, and still no sign of the long awaited Dream Date. And would ya look at that, the show at Bowery was moved for the 56475674 billionth time. April 25th, you say? Absolutely not.

We checked the status of the show yesterday only to find that it was CANCELED! ... not postponed, just canceled completely.
Kid Sister, or should we say Melisa, you are most definitely the most unreliable musician we can think of.
Yes, you are more unreliable than Spank Rock, and that says a whole lot.

Your Twitter informs us that you have enough time to go skiing and stuff, so why don't you have enough time to just drop the album and play a few shows?? Is it that difficult?

Love,
Margot Tenenbaum and Enola Gay

P.S.
Are you pregnant?

P.P.S.
If so, why does A-trak have enough time to play shows?

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Dear Dave 1,

I thought I recognized you talking on your phone, standing across the street from me. As I crossed the street, people got in my way so you and I ended up almost bumping into each other. We apologized simultaneously. When I heard your speaking voice, I was almost sure it was you. I told you, "It's okay." And really, it was. You can bump into me anytime, and I think I'd be okay with it.

But even more than that, I would like to see you and P-Thugg finally play. It was such a sweet surprise when you dj'ed alongside your brother at The Fool's Gold Party in October. You don't have any shows coming up besides the Sasquatch Festival, so can you please, please, please do a NY show soon? I would be more than okay with that.

Love,
Enola Gay

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Dear Luke LaLonde,

So after seeing Born Ruffians for the second time last wednesday, I am officially obsessed.
Of course, it was a little difficult to fully appreciate you the first time because it was pouring rain, sticky and disgusting and we had been waiting on a horrible line for three hours and still ended up being towards the back of the crowd. But this time, I was right in the front and I was able to truly experience your greatness.

I've probably listened to "Hedonistic Me" like 50 times within the last two weeks. What a fantastic song.

Anyways, I'd just like to say that you're a fantastic musician with a ridiculous voice and a fantastic band.
That is all.

Love,
Margot Tenenbaum